British Sperm Shortage

The Brits are getting antsy as their sperm supplies dry up on the cusp of new donor transparency regulations. A Danish sperm bank - Cryos International - is readying its supplies in order to corner the UK market. In part because they export "Scandanavian looks" all over the world, Cryos is the world's preeminent sperm bank. - Dominic Sisti

Ivy League Eggs Wanted

Egg donation is still very much a business on campus. Click here for full size to read it, though it says exactly what you think it says. These guys didn't get enough business from their ad in the campus paper, so they've put up flyers. Thanks Andy Gurmankin.